So of the five Inception fics I'm already working on (which does not include the ridiculous number of kinkmeme prompts I have open), the latest one prominently features this exchange:
SOMEONE HELP ME.SOMEONE BAN ME FROM TUMBLR.
"But...if your name's Ariadne, why isn't your totem a ball of string?" Yusuf gasped.
"Oh my god, Robert, you can't just ask someone about their totem!"
"Oh my god, Robert, you can't just ask someone about their totem!"
SOMEONE HELP ME.