This is not even the most ridiculous thing I've written today.

[scriptamanet]

So of the five Inception fics I'm already working on (which does not include the ridiculous number of kinkmeme prompts I have open), the latest one prominently features this exchange:

"But...if your name's Ariadne, why isn't your totem a ball of string?" Yusuf gasped.

"Oh my god, Robert, you can't just ask someone about their totem!"
 

SOMEONE HELP ME. SOMEONE BAN ME FROM TUMBLR.