This is not even the most ridiculous thing I've written today.

[scriptamanet]

So of the five Inception fics I'm already working on (which does not include the ridiculous number of kinkmeme prompts I have open), the latest one prominently features this exchange:

"But...if your name's Ariadne, why isn't your totem a ball of string?" Yusuf gasped.

"Oh my god, Robert, you can't just ask someone about their totem!"
 

SOMEONE HELP ME. SOMEONE BAN ME FROM TUMBLR.

Comments

[nova33.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM TUMBLR, THAT SHIT IS JUST NOT OKAY.

[scriptamanet26.livejournal.com]

BUT TUMBLR BRINGS US THINGS LIKE THIS.

[nova33.livejournal.com]

AHAHA, YES, THAT IS AWESOME.

BUT NO MEAN GIRLS JOKES IN FIC, YOUNG LADY.

[scriptamanet26.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. It's actually an entire Mean Girls AU. Kind of.

*ducks*

One out of five fics being crack isn't that bad!

[nova33.livejournal.com]

Oh, Sam.

[scriptamanet26.livejournal.com]

Hush, you.

[tailoredshirt.livejournal.com]

LMAO. I love that "Jack Dawson" macro too.

[scriptamanet26.livejournal.com]

Just about every macro featuring this movie has been fucking golden.